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So, my friend is stage managing Macbeth and made this status today…

fuckingmultiverse:

letsgivethesekidsashow:

honeychildplease:

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I’m quite pleased with this.

Rapping this out loud in my empty classroom like swag.

WALK INTO THE CLUB LIKE WADDUP I AM A BIG SCOT

I’M SO PUMPED ABOUT SOME VISION THAT THE WITCHES GOT

I WILL BE THANE, SO SAYS THE PROPHECY

THAT PEOPLE LIKE “DAMN, MACBETH DESERVES GLORY”

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itll-never-be-overr:

as a child her random babbling just didnt mean anything. but now… 

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pastalad:

pastalad:

so this morning my dad said

“hey we got some tomatos”

and i walk into the kITCHEN AND THE ENTIRE TABLE WAS COMPLETELY COVERED IN TOMATOS LIKE DAD THAT IS NOT SOME TOMATOS THAT IS A FUCKLOAD OF TOMATOS

WHRE DID YOU EVEN GET ALL OF THESE TOMATOS

JUST IN CASE YOU FUCKERS THOUGH TI WAS JOKING

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rayywest:

anacondom:

this is sucriya. she accessorizes her catholic school uniform with a different scarf every day, which every teacher writes her up for. when my principal walked up to her and pointed to her scarf and said “what’s this?” she said 

“sister, that’s fashion”

and just walked away

there’s a special place in Heaven for you.

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thewinchestercave:

Do not pity the dead. Pity the living. And above all, pity those who live without love. - SuperWhoLock take on a Harry Potter quote

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toxiccunts:

wukristina:

alexander-oppa:

ryannxp:

markerdemon:

skinny-depression:

fucking powerful. and unfortunately true

Tall people are assholes.

Tall people are assholes.

I don’t think it meant that tall people are assholes. I think it means that as you get older and older the more pain and suffering you’re put through, the more you learn to trust people less and less and you begin to grow into a selfish human being. You stop letting people in to your life and stop loving. You forget what love is since you’ve gone through life being ignored and taken advantage of. 

Tall people are assholes.

Yeah tall people are assholes.

Tall people are serious assholes.

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lokidindeed:

bambiluvsyou:

improbablenormality:

noticemeimbroken:

katonwolf:

ximjustinlovex:

sleeping-with-theveil:

allyykatt:

 

I’m a lesbian so i must have a crush on every girl i see.

I have alot of guy friends so i must be fucking every single one of them.

I smile alot, so i must have the perfect life.

I listen to reggae, so I must be a stoner.

My opinion matters, so I must be a bitch.

I’m comfortable with my body, so I get around?

I’m friends with a lot of guys, so I’ve must have hooked up with all of them.

I like to help out, so I must be a suck up.

I’m black, so I must be ghetto.

I’m black, so I must be stupid.

I’m Mexican, so I must be low class.

I’m bisexual, so I must get around.

I’m straight up blunt, so I must be a bitch.

I like to drink, so I must be an alcoholic.

I don’t hang out with guys, so I must be a lesbian.

I cut myself so I must be emo.

I’m bisexual, so none of my girl friends can feel safe.

I laugh and smile, so I cannot be depressed.

I like spending my day at home, so I don’t have any friends

I am gay, so i must be bullied

I am trans, so I must be a freak.

Most of my friends are dudes, so I must be a tomboy.

I’m on Tumblr, so I must have zero friends in real life

I’m a Muslim, so I must be a terrorist

I make alot of mistakes so I must be stupid/retarded.

I strongly defend LGBT so I must be gay.

I’m from a broken family, so I must be a rebel.

I like rasta colors, so I must smoke weed.

I’ve had sex, so I must be a slut.

I’ve made mistakes, so I must be untrustworthy.

I really love him, so I must hold on.

I’m a Filipino, so I must be a maid.

I really love him, so I must be taken for granted.

I’m a Politician, so I must be corrupt.

I’m Blonde, so I must be really stupid.

I’m wearing a black shirt, so I must be emo.

I wear make up, so I must be a flirt.

I make alot of mistakes, so I must be hated.

I am a teenager, so I must be misunderstood.

“Forever reblogg”.

Wow this

this is perfect wow

I’m a Christian, so I must hate gays

I have big boobs, so I must dress like a whore

I’m overweight, so I must be fat

I’m not a big talker, so I must have no friends

I’m homeschooled, so I must be a loner

I like country music, so I must be a redneck

I like pop music, so I must be a floozy

I’m Black so I must like watermelon, kool aid, and fried chicken

I’m Mexican so I must hang out at home depot

I’m Irish so I must be drunk

I’m German so I must be hitler

I love this.

I have Aspergers, so I must be socially awkward

I’m in university, so I must be an arrogant know- it all

I like Disney, so I must be a kid. 

I’m a geek, so I must be exactly like those guys on the Big Bang theory. 

I’m a vegetarian, so I must hate all meat-eaters

I’m British, so I always drink tea, love the royal family and say stupid phrases

I’m thin, I must love my body

I’m thin, I don’t eat enough

i have a lot of good friends and do well in school, so i must have the perfect life

I’m against body shame, so I must be a pervert.

I’m redhead, so I must not count as a real person because I have no soul.

Almost all my friends are girls, so I must want to have sex with all of them.

I’m not religious, so I must hate Christians.

I’m from the south, so I must be a bigot.

I’m 13, so my opinions must just be hormones.

I’m almost always smiling, so the things people say must not hurt.

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edwardspoonhands:

aylakazam:

edwardspoonhands:

Sometimes I can’t tell whether you people are serious…do you really, actually want this? Reblog if so…

If that actually becomes a shirt, then I want one.

This is…this is a lot of notes. Just to be clear, we don’t sell 1,500 of /anything/ when we launch it, so I assume some of you may /want/ the shirt, but not be in a position to buy it, which is fine :-). Thinking about designs (and scouring the “ketchup pee” tag on Tumblr) now.

If you have a “PAGRSOKP” shirt design, you might want to blog it with the “ketchup pee” tag, is what I’m saying. 

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